this happened today.oh my god.
Amazing. I can see many end of the year band pranks coming out of this.
I don’t like this
I can’t stand this.
They really did an outstanding job.
^^^HE CAN’T S T A N D THIS DID NOBODY UNDERSTAND THAT OFMG AHDKSDNDNFDDNND“they really did an outSTANDing job.”
i got the puns the first time. much appreciated… any more? :D
I really must extend my congratulations
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hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
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IF YOU AREN’T FROM THE UK YOU DON’T GET HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS THE IDEA OF ELVIS HAUNTING LEE FROM BLUE IS
spirit mum sends me elastic bands
Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects.
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast.
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.
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Myna Bird Holds Conversation in Japanese
This amazing bird mimics Japanese with uncanny skill. The boys at Rocket News were kind enough to provide a translation.
Abe-chan: Good morning!
Owner: Good morning to you.
Abe-chan: I’m a good boy, aren’t I?
Owner: You sure are. Abe-chan, I’m going out. Can you look after the house?
Owner: Really? You’re amazing. Be good, Abe-chan.
Abe-chan: OK, I will.
SHIT BIRDS ARE AWESOME
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
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