lol, tried making fried chicken ‘cause the Help and of course set my cooker alight. This is why they don’t let students have chip fryers „, I sort of stared at the flame for about a minute before I remembered it wasn’t supposed to be there
88th: I wish I could illegally download clothes
dorany17: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember fuck
roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
“I think girls with style are more beautiful than...
shinees-back: — SHINee; Key That’s a gif of the contestants for Miss Korea 2013.
thegerardgayway: p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich 10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE...
graculus: kikitue replied to your post: im trying to psyche myself up to go to the library… *-whispers from the wall-* you should do it! ~deeewiiit~
I'll tumblr for ya: Whenever I see some equivalent... →
coelasquid: Whenever I see some equivalent of “Little girls don’t care if female cartoon characters get prettied up or not so just shut up and stop making a big deal about it” getting tossed around. I just remember back to like my earliest memory of actually recognizing myself and realizing “hey this is me,…